Tchefuncte River

The Tchefuncte River is a real actual river in southern Louisiana. It drains into Lake Pontchartrain and is in Tangipahoa Parish, which is also a very nice name. It's by Covington, which is kind of by New Orleans, I guess. It's approximately four and a half hours away from Annie who drove over it once.

It is rumored to be filled with Fungie gurt.